It's a dog's life.
something that you say which means that life is hard and unpleasant I've got to go to the supermarket, then cook a
meal, then pick Dave up from the station - it's a dog's life!
the Free Dictionary.com
Having lived in these parts for two and
half decades (and counting) I have come to the realization that there
are basically two kinds of people who live around here: There are
country folk and there are townies. Country folk live in the country
(obviously) and are accustomed to country life. That maybe doesn't
include the “wide open spaces” described by the Dixie Chicks in
their song of the same name but they like their space and their
ability to live as they please without prying neighbors. Townies
(people like us) live in town and because we do we have to abide by
certain constraints which are called “ordinances.” And there are
many. In fact, the book of ordinances sitting in Carmen's office at
City Hall is bigger than the traditional family Bible! But there's a
reason for that.
Unlike Holy Writ this canon is still being added to |
He was a great dog but he liked to run and frequently did |
In a perfect world, neighbors would
respect each others property and not (for example) blow snow onto
their neighbor's lawn (yes, there's an ordinance against that because
there were a few folks in town who were doing just that). In a
perfect world, neighbors would think carefully about how the junk in
their yard affects the property values of those who live near to
them. In a perfect world, neighbors would not just let their dogs run
loose on the streets (as they do in many developing countries) and
would pick up after them after they did their business. But...we
don't live in a perfect world and so municipalities like ours develop
codes and ordinances that govern things like how long your grass
gets, how many pets you can have, how many cars you can keep on your
property and when you might want to put a coat of paint on your house
(to name just a few). If these measures sound “draconian” and
overbearing then townies should be reminded that this is the sort of
thing that comes with living in town.
You may not care in the least whether
or not we get new sidewalks in the downtown area (we may yet!),
you may not even notice that the long bridge has been without lights
since last summer when one of them fell over (but gratefully no one
got hurt), but a dog doing what dogs do in your front yard gets you
on the phone speaking with your alderman or the mayor pronto. This
is where the rubber meets the road when it comes to townie-life.
In this week's Chetek Alert the City posted a friendly reminder to
all of us townies about things like the disposal of yard waste, how
long are grass may get before we are reminded to cut it and rules
that apply to the dogs among us. In case you don't subscribe to the
Chetek Alert (and you should) here's how it reads (in case you can't
read the fine print on the image):
Read all about it |
Animals: Animals
are not allowed to run at large within the City limits and must be
leashed when walking. The owner or person in charge of the animal
shall not permit solid fecal matter to be deposited on any street,
alley or other public or private property, unless immediately
removed. Animals on property must be tied or enclosed in a proper
enclosure to keep the animal from interfering with passing public or
neighbors. No
more than 2 dogs or cats
may be kept on any residential lot within the City of Chetek without
council permission. Annual licenses for dogs are now overdue –
unless your dog is new or a puppy 5 months or younger. Call city hall
for more information – 715-924-4838.
Barking
Dogs or Crying cats:
It shall be unlawful for any person to knowingly keep or harbor any
dog which habitually barks,
howls or yelps, or any cat which habitually cries
or howls to the discomfort of the peace and quiet of the
neighborhood. Such dogs and cats are hereby considered to be a public
nuisance.
A dog or a cat is considered to be in violation of City Ordinances
when two (2) complaints are filed with the Chetek Police Department
within a four (4) week period. Such violations are subject to
penalties under Section 1-16. Contact the Chetek Police Department
regarding violations – 715-924-3686.
It's
pretty common-sensical: When you walk your dog (or dogs), make sure
they're on a leash and make sure you pick up after them. You can't
run a shelter for wayward dogs or cats in the middle of your
neighborhood no matter how much you love animals. And if your dog has
a nasty habit of barking every time the wind blows, maybe you need to
invest in a shock collar to curb its enthusiasm. All of these matters
are covered in our Code of Ordinances (which contrary to the Code of
the Brethren of Pirates
of the Caribbean fame
are not
guidelines
but, in fact, laws that come with fines attached to them) in Chapter
18 (which is all about animals). You can go to the City's website and
see for yourself in the drop down box under “Government”
specifically Sections 25, 29, 31, and 32.
But
what if your neighbor acts like they live in the country and won't
keep their dog or dogs quiet or allows them to wander the
neighborhood depositing their poop wherever they feel the need to do
so? What then? Well, if you ask me, the first thing you should not
do is call your alderman or the mayor. Rather, the best thing to do
is see first if you and your neighbor can work it out. They may not
be aware that there dog is getting out of their kennel during the day
or night. Better to believe the best about them and see if the matter
can be amicably resolved. We used to own a dog that
became
unpredictable and twice in a three month period threatened two of our
neighbors as they were either biking by our house or when one of
their kids came to shoot buckets with our daughter in the driveway.
Both of them were very gracious to us when I offered my sincere
apologies. We loved Jack, pain that he often could be, but eventually
we had to put him down for the benefit of our neighbors and
ourselves.
He became what's referred to as a nuisance pet |
Wouldn't it be great? |
Presently
we have a neighbor who has an old dog who frequently wanders into our
yard, digs through our compost pile and does his duty where I least
expect it - until I step in it. Let me suggest if one of your
neighbors comes to you with a complaint about your beloved Bowser
that you listen to them. He may be old and hard of hearing but if
he's guilty of the misdemeanor courtesy demands you apologize and
offer to go pick
up your dog's business. That's just being
neighborly. We also have a neighbor who puts their dog on a chain
early in the morning who then proceeds to act like a rooster at dawn
alerting the neighborhood that he's on guard. Last summer it was
annoying as this was a daily thing. Since that time it's gotten a lot
better – or I've grown tone-deaf to its barking! Of course, a
citizen has the right to call their alderman or mayor or even the
police to file an official complaint but it's still better if you can
work it out between you. I'd like to think that's not yet
pie-in-the-sky by-and-by.
Gross, right? But if you don't like it you might want to consider moving to the country |
I've
hardly read a page or two from the Code of Ordinances (has anybody
read them all other than, say, Randy Osberg, our city attorney?) but
I think that the entire tome could probably be summed up with the
Golden Rule: “Do to others as you would have
them do to you” (Jesus in Luke 6:31, NIV) or “Love your neighbor
as yourself” (Mark 12:31, Jesus citing Leviticus 19). That's it in
a nutshell. Be a good neighbor and don't be that neighbor that
everybody else around you can't wait until you move out.